than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

Please plant an acorn and help me check this out. It is so hard to believe.

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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987

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by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell you!)

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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I hear that a banana a day will keep the doctor away.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ' Marlboro Man. '

There must be a better way to use that weed. 

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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush

be kept at least six (6) feet away from

a toilet to avoid airborne particles

resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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Richard Millhouse Nixon

was the first U.S. president whose name contains all

the letters from the word 'criminal.'

(who thinks up this stuff???)

The second?

William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)

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And the best for last.....

What so ever things are pure clean and of good report think on these things.

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Always keep smiling and the world will think you're are crazy. Always trust them but check them out before trading with them.